Text 20 Oct 524,122 notes

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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christopherjonesart:

rifa:

febricant:

sihayadesigns:

martiancake:

seems legit.

Zoolander: the gift that keeps giving.

This is everything I have ever wanted from the internet

this is it this is the best Winter Soldier post, congratulations everyone, we did it

Blue Steel.

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Text 16 Oct 141,010 notes HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

Chat 14 Oct 408,465 notes
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  • school system: worry not
  • school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Photo 11 Oct 162 notes kurtiswiebe:

Me after gaining most of the skills in Shadow of Mordor.

kurtiswiebe:

Me after gaining most of the skills in Shadow of Mordor.

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